blandersons:

follower giveaway!!!!!!!

I’m giving away this fucking cereal box

• you must be following me
• you must follow me
• you must whore me out to your dumb followers
• you must go to my ask box and write me a love letter
• reblogs only!!!
• no likes!! (:
• you must go to the tumblr headquarters in new york city and prepare a 20 minute powerpoint presentation to david karp, explaining why my blog is great and why you deserve such a rewarding prize
• I will be checking all of these things because I have no god damn life
• cereal not included

(Source: ccolfer)